#im so easily spooked everything gets to me

[hypernova-writes]

Part of your World. [CH2]

Chapter 2: youre still here?? And..you've been here before?

Pairings: OT9 x Reader, Scout x Reader.

Synopsis: you thought that going to sleep would solve everything, But nope! You wake up and the whole crew is still here, and it seems like there's more tension here than you thought...

A/n: AGAIN IM SORRY FOR THIS BEING LATTEEE I HOPE YOU ENJOY 😭

You thought that going to sleep was going to solve your problem.

That you would go to sleep and wake up and all of the fellas would be back in their world like nothing ever happened.

“RISE AND SHINE MAGGOT!! WE HAVE TO GET YOU IN TIP TOP SHAPE!!”

..or so you thought until you were rudely awoken by the sound of a horn at the ass crack of dawn.

"Oi lady! I don't think the lady wants to be woken at the ass crack of dawn Soldier Boy!"

"NONSENSE! SHE MUST BE READY. UP AND AT EM CUPCAKE!"

You groan and roll out of bed, walking down the hall to see half of the mercenaries up already moving around your home. The ones that were up were Heavy, Soldier, Sniper and Engineer.

Spy was out doing gods know what, Medic was still in bed along with Scout and Demoman. Engineer said Pyro was fascinated by your stuffed animals and was having an earlier morning tea party with them.

You plop down at the table, running a hand through you hair, because you had NINE other people in your house, how in the hell were you going to explain this to any of your family members let alone your friends that also played the game?!

Oh hey guys! Yea don’t mind the fellas, they came through the computer screen!? Oh and they're from an damn near 18 year old game that hasn't had a proper update in years!

Oh and they're mercenaries!? Boy howdy did you hit the lottery, but fuck did you have questions too.

“Hey..not rushing you to leave..but..can you guys even go back?..” You ask softly as you begin to eat the plate Engineer settled down in front of you.

Engineer nodded, “Most definitely, say if you have company and you don’t want’ all of us here, We can go back, jus’ takes a while.” He explains and that eased some of your nerves at least, they could move to and from easily, so that could save you a few awkward conversations in the long run.

“Just let us know, it is a process, and we have to go in order.” Heavy adds, “And some of us are more stubborn than others about leaving here. They really like little lady here.”

You blushed and tilted your head, Oh yea. They said that they had been watching you..Which brought up another question you wanted to ask yesterday but didn’t have a chance to bring up.

You were too busy processing that your favorite bunch of fictional characters were now in your house.

“O-oh yea right…about.. How long were you watching me if you don’t mind me asking?”

Soldier spooked you by slamming his hands on the table and getting real close to your face, making you jolt back, leaning back from him. “APPROXIMATELY 5 YEARS LADY! YOU HAVE BEEN THE SUBJECT OF OUR EYES FOR A WHILE! CONGRATS.”

You were about to speak but he continued. “MOST MEN WOULD’VE BEEN DEAD ONCE IN OUR SIGHTS.”

That didn’t quell the nervous pit building up in you stomach, you jolted again when you felt hands on your shoulders, looking up to see Medic smiling back at you.

“Good Morning! I hope zhat you slept well! You were vell guarded last night! Not zhat we vere going to let anyone hurt you vhile we are here with you.”

“Ah..thanks Medic, Where’s Scout and Pyro?”

“Oh zhey are coming! You have quite the collections of toys they seemed so interested in!”

You rubbed the back your neck, they must’ve been in the first guest room that you turned into a display room for all of your collectables like the many figures, both official and fan made of them, squishmallows, build a bear plushies and more.

“Oh yea…well when you are a single adult, and get as lucky as me, money kinda goes to whatever I see that I want.” You say sheepishly before you stood up, going in there to check on the two.

Leaving the kitchen you headed down the hall where you could here Scout’s loud voice followed by quiet yet just as enthusiastic mumbles coming from Pyro.

You come up to the room and finally entered, seeing the two had figured out to play your old wii that you had in the room, the two of them were locked in an intense race of Mario kart that brought a smile to your face. “Hey..I’m just checking on you, Medic said yall just got up..”

Pyro turned to you first, happy muffled noises that sounded like a ‘Good Morning!’, Scout followed up with a smirk as he looked up at you. “Mornin’ toots, Ya missed me that much you came looking for me?”

You felt your face heat up and you avoided your gaze, landing on the area where you had all the replica weapons you’d collected over the years, most of them being Scouts.

You walked over and noticed Scout had placed the baseball bat he came with over there, the cocky bastard had even signed it with his poor handwriting.

You held the bat before you jumped, feeling hands wrap around your waist, soon you felt Scout place his head in the crook of your neck. “You know..You’re the perfect fit for my arms..i was right choosin’ you…”

You turned in his arms so that the two of your were facing, a confused look on your face. He…chose you?

“Wait..so it was your idea come through?

“Yea, it’s just somethin’ that draw me to ya..Spy said it sounds like a soulmate, but shit, didn’t think ii worked cross..dimensions or whatever the hell Engie said.”

The two of you stayed in each others arms for a little longer, and you felt..funny..

You always did joke with Nova about how Scout was your Soulmate, especially when the two of you would do random challenges and he would always be the one to pop on your screen. He was the one you bought the most merch of, who you dressed as for Halloween..he was just..your favorite.

So..could what he be saying…possible?

Scout leans down, his face getting closer to you, your faces were inches apart from one another.

“Ah. I had a feeling I'd find you here boy.”

The two of you broke apart, turning to see that Pyro had long left and Spy was left standing in the doorway.

“Dontcha know it's creepy to watch people like that!?”

“It's my job and natural talent to go undetected.”

Spy then moves to look at you. “Medic requests to speak to you, something about wanting to go into town with you.”

You nodded before giving Scout a small smile before heading back to the Kitchen where the others were all sitting.

Spy waited until you left the room completely to close the door. He crossed his arms as he looked over at Scout. “You’re rushing in.”

Scout rolled his eyes as he turned his back to Spy, “Ah here you go again, I know what I’m doing Spy. “

”Do you really? Need I remind you what happened with Ser–”

Scout turned to him and pushes him against the wall, grabbing him by the front of his suit.

“do NOT bring her fuckin’ Name up here. My toots is different! You see that, and everyone else does too!”

Spy pushes him back dusting himself off. “Sure, She is. And calling her pet names this early? Hmph. Should know better than love sick fool.”

Scout rolls his eyes. “As if you're any Better, Need to mention Vanessa ? Remember her? Miss she's different Than the—”

Spy grabbed Scout by the front of the shirt. “Do not sully her name! We lost contact! And you know that!”

“Yea yea..Mysteriously we get severed from her? Ya right, a dame like her wouldn't go for Mr i can't commit to one woman.”

The two stood inches away from each other before Scout decided to storm past him to meet up with the others. Spy watches him before rolling his eyes in annoyance, following behind.

"I still think you're rushing things, you were nearly kissing her!"

"Yea? And i would've if your ass didn't interrupt! Cockblock!"

"Cockblock?!"

"You heard me frenchie!"

When you went out with Medic, he had asked to go out to a pharmacy, you tilted your head in confusion but he explained it away by wanting To see how different the medicine was in your world.

Somehow (and you didn't really question how), the previous day when Heavy, Spy and Medic left out, they managed to get the mercs all IDs and documents, just in case.

You didn't know why they needed them and you really hoped they didn't plan on getting into any trouble while with you, bit knowing them they probably were already planning for the worst.

“Say Medic..or..would you rather me call you guys by your real names? I never asked.” You mentioned and Medic hummed.

“You can call me Ludwig, please Frau..my first name..I don't really..”

“Like too much?” You joked and he averted his eyes, his face flushing and you giggle.

“It's a little joke in the fandom, most people only just started referring to you as Herbert.” You explained and you peeked his interest.

“fandom? Oh right! Ve are technically fictional in your vorld.”

“Mhm! There's fanart of you all, cosplays, fanfiction, all type Of media of all of you guys.”

Medic nods along as he listened to you, before you thought of something. “Ahh..I guess i would need to give you all a way to keep in contact with me in case you guys do go out.”

You pulled out your phone, “I may get you guys all phones..though I might wait til we get back..speaking of.” You pulled up outside of the pharmacy and smiled at Medic.

“We're here! I'll be waiting here for ya, I'll do some research on getting you guys some phones”

“Alright, i shouldn't be long then.”

“Can you stop trying to police me man!?”

The argument from earlier seemed to ramp up between Scout and Spy, and the main reason was because Spy went and informed Heavy and Engineer of what he saw.

Engineer tried to be the mediator and walked up to Scout. “Listen, Scout. Spy is jus’ lookin’ out for ya, you know what happened the last time..We aren’t saying that Y/n isn’t a great girl, just trying to be careful.”

Scout was only growing more upset at their words. “Oh? But when Spy leaves out and doesn’t tell any of us and gets hung up on a girl it’s fine!?”

Heavy sighs as he stepped in, “Scout. We don’t want you to act irrational. You fall quickly. You know this. You fell for Miss Pauling, Just like you fell for Sera-“

Scout slams his hands on the table. “DONT MENTION HER FUCKING NAME!” He yelled,

“Shit why do I have to listen to advice from the same man who didn’t tell me he was my father until last year? And I’m supposed to believe that he knows what’s best for me? Yea that’s reallll nice guys.”

Spy’s face hardened but he averted his gaze and so did Engineer and Heavy. Scout rolled his eyes, “not to mention EVERYONE KNEW, and you guys want me to listen to you all? Tch.” Scout threw his hands up before heading out of the door.

”And where in the hell are you going?!” Spy called after him but Scout didn’t answer, just grabbed his bag and left out the front door.

It was an awkward silence before Spy crossed his arms and groaned in annoyance before lighting his cigarette. "That dumb boy is gonna get himself hurt here."

The others sighed before Sniper spoke up, “You know. you lot are all hard on ‘em, ain't like the girl played him. She played all of us. So why do yall blame Scout?”

The male said, walking up. “We all know how hard it was for the bloke to get over it, being used like that, at the same time figuring out the man who makes fun of ya for being a virgin is your pops?” Sniper crossed his arms, looking particularly at Spy.

“And at least Sera didn't just up and vanish, causing us to get sucked back into the bloody game. You guys owe him an apolo–”

“Hey guys!! We’re back! And Sniper when did you have time to buy a camper??” In walked you, with Medic in tow with his bag of medicine and other items for research.

Sniper gave you a lopsided grin. “Did it yesterday, ain't paid much for it. Surprised our money is worth alot here i guess.”

“Well yea cause you guys are like from the 60s, and the economy is currently fucked so..congrats?” You say with a giggle before looking around confused.

“Hey, where's Scout?” You asked and it suddenly went quiet for a bit. Spy, Heavy, and Engineer looked at each other but it was Sniper who spoke up.

“He went for a walk luv, surprised you didn't see him when you were driving up.”

“Well he is pretty fast..” you muttered before thinking, you did need everyone here to figure our what to do.

You then pouted a bit, “well I need everyone here for what I'm about to talk about. So can we take your new camper to look for him?” You ask and Sniper nods before grabbing his keys. He looks back At the others before he motions for you to come along.

The two of you headed out of the home, and you climbed in with the help of Sniper, he soon starts it and pulls out of your yard. You were fiddling with your hands as you wanted to know what made him leave out in the first place.

“What happened while me and Medic were gone?”

Sniper glances Over to you before sighing, “well to start love, you're not the first person that we've blessed with our presence. This ain't our first time in this world. Just our most recent, hence why we got all the right things.” He started.

“Last one..just did us really dirty..especially Scout, severed the connection and we all were rudely ripped away from the lives we started here. Him and Spy got into an argument because Spy, as much as the spook doesn't want to admit it, is afraid it'll happen again and Scout will get hurt.”

You hummed in response, you kinda figured this, not that they were hurt, but that this wasn't the first time as they were too familiar with the motions of this world. “Poor Scout..i can only imagine.”

Sniper grunts before he speaks again. “It hurts all of us. Because in a way, we’re bound to whoever brings us ‘ere. If that person cuts ties, we vanish, and the process is painful. It's like we're ripped from reality. Hurts way more than us coming here.”

“Well..im not going to let that happen again, I care too much about you guys, spent many days wishing you guys could be real ya know..” you mumble softly. “It's hard, and Nova is the only friend I really have..so im..I'm glad to have you guys, I can't imagine doing what she did.”

Sniper gives you a slight grin. “Means alot..just..go easy on the mate especially. I know we all act like we hate each other..especially when it comes to Scout..” He manages to see him walking along the sidewalk, heading in the direction of the nearby park.

“But we all care for ‘em…especially Spy. so talk to em. He'll probably open up to you, cause its really his story to tell...” He slows down to allow you to get out and you thank him before opening the door and undoing your seat belt.

You wait until he drives off before you rush to go and catch up to Scout. Male walked nearly 3 times faster than you did.

“Hey! Scout!”

Scout looks up to see you rushing up to catch up to him. He stops and smiled widely. “Hey there toots.., didn't expect ya to come lookin’ for me.”

You smile up at him. “Why wouldn't I? You are my favorite ya know.” That makes him blush and he averts his gaze but you then offered your hand for him to hold.

He looked confused before you spoke again. “C'mon..let's walk and talk, Okay?” You say and he nods before taking your hand, the two of you heading towards the park.

“..thanks babes, I don't know where to start..”

You lean on him, unable to see how his face was flushed red all the way up to his ears. He stuttered over his words before your next words made his heart swell.

"Take your time, I'm here for you, and I'll listen..okay?"

IM SORRY FOR THIS BEING LATTEEE 😭😭

I had to clean my room yesterday and I did some cosplay stuff, and Monday I was sick but here it is now!! It was supposed to be longer, but I'm saving that for the beginning of chapter 3! Hope you enjoy~!

Also bear with me, this will be posted on Ao3 too! I'm trying to develop my lore for this series before I post it there! I plan on doing an extra post, explaining how things work in this universe!

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[invinciblelikeu]

this is me reminding you :-)

andi's fanfic spotlight i guess (in no particular order)

Until the End (I Will Run) by keidaught the manhunt au of all time. it's written so beautifully in fact i just reread it the other day

touching you - so i don't forget you're here by lonelybug my fave fwb fic its so good + there's jealous george

Metanoia by 24notfound really old fic with the opps but i still love it to this day

cinnamon and swirl by offday another old one but its a classic (and its girldad dream)

I've Never Fallen From Quite this High by @scoops404 i cannot tell you how many times ive reread this. ive lost count. easily a classic

want you all to myself (this time) by @demonstars THE jealous george fic. please dont be spooked by the dream/omc tag reading this for the first time was an experience i wish i could relive.

String Me Along (one more time) by birbwatcher this was so lighthearted and funny honestly i read this when im feeling down and i never get tired of it

Cold Water by monifoundlove something about this one just scratches my brain right, honestly all of this author's fics are great but this is the standout

Azure by @rebelwithoutabroom and @twirlybumblevee favorite soulmate au ever. everything is just really poignant, and the development of their relationship is realistic as well. ive probably read this 3x now

Be Enough by @gottagetshiver SO SO GOOD and so angsty i think this is one of those fics where the angst is so satisfyingly good and the ending is so cathartic that you feel everything else is worth it.

[4v4ia]

SPOOKED || JOAQUIN TORRES

you and joaquin had just gotten out of the movie theatre, seeing the new "talk to me” that had just came out. “holy shit, the toe scene was so freaky,” he laughed out while you just gagged. “ugh, please don’t remind me. i mean that wasn’t the worst part- but definitely on the top three scenes i didn’t like.” you shuddered, “that wasn’t the worst part?” joaquin smiled in disbelief.

“when the guy started sucking on the dogs face? HELLO?” you wave your hands around in the air. “holy shit i almost didn’t make it all through. i can’t believe i didn’t even close my eyes- probably the shock of just watching that scene.” you scrunched your face, that scene highly being stuck in your mind. “maybe we shouldn’t have seen that movie, i think im gonna have nightmares.” you shuddered. “don’t worry,” joaquin wrapped both his arms around you from the side. “i will be right next to you by your side. no lady will be sucking your toes or any of us sucking our dog’s face.” he nodded. “please don’t say that,” you deadpan.

he unlocked the car door on the passenger side, “my lady,” he spoke. “why thank you kind sir,” you bow to him slightly. you got into the dark navy truck as he shut the door behind you, putting on your seat belt. he climbed into the driver’s side, turning on the truck and the stereo blasted both of your ears. “holy shit,” you breathed out, turning down the volume. “i forgot we were jamming out bad.” you laughed. “hell yeah,” joaquin unlocked his phone, putting shuffle on apple music and the song ‘DAKITI’ by bad bunny & JHAYCO started to play. “HELLL YEAH,” he bopped his head, and you went along with him singing.

you both finally got to your shared house, getting out the truck and walking to the front door with joaquin trailing right behind you. “now without music everything’s so scary,” you mumble, a bit sad that the two of you were out of the truck already. “we can put jazz music on if you want,” he considered. you nodded, “on it baby.” he left you to go back into the living room, grabbing a random record and placing it in. "come back to me" by matt monro & nelson riddle started to play. ‘hear my voice…, where you are’ the music starts playing, and you start to get ready for bed.

joaquin was somewhere in the house, probably looking for lucy your little pet dog. “there you are,” he ruffled her black fluffy hair. he armed the house at stay, locking every single door and double checking just for your sake, the windows as well. he strolled in the shared room, leaning on the door as he saw you put your hair up to do your skin care routine while softly humming the melody of the song. “come back to me,” he softly sang, walking your way. “catch a plane, catch a breeze.” he slid in, his socks moving slick like a child sliding down a slide. he did his routine fast, getting out of his clothes and only to be in his underwear with nothing else on other than his military chained necklace. tossed it off onto the side table, getting under neath the sheets.

the bathroom was on your side of the bed, so he watched from afar on his side with much love in his eyes. he was relaxed, while on your hand you were still so terrified of that movie. “baby relax,” joaquin laughed out. you spit your toothpaste out, “oh i’m sorry dear, you agreed to sign up to me being easily so scared of scary movies like that. i just need distraction to let myself relax after one like so.”

he laughed as he dropped his head down, “yes ma’am i know i know. you’re so tense after scary movies.” you turned off the light to the bathroom, closing the door softly. ‘from the hills, from the shore’ the music played lightly in the background now that you and joaquin were talking. “still can’t believe i agreed to even watching a horror movie with you.” you shook your head. “come into bed,” the song had ended. everything finally quiet with a few birds outside your window and lucy panting on the bedroom floor, sprawled out.

“let me distract you,” he whispered, getting on top of you as he went down to kiss you. you kissed back, closing your eyes as he worked his way on you. his left hand on your hip while his other hand propped him up, his hand going up and down on the side of your stomach sending butterflies into it. his lips left yours, as he kissed the down part of your cheek and onto your neck. “joaquin..,” you mumbled out. your eyes opened, but fluttered closed quickly as he sucked a spot that was always so bruised every few days. you moaned lightly, your head throwing back. “fuck,” you whisper. his lips trailed down, but only to be caught onto your silky black pajama collard shirt. he laughed, embarrassed that he had wetted your pajamas. your lips turn into a small smile, as he looked down to you from his spot.

your hands going up to his hair, running through the soft dark black locks. he leaned forward, kissing your lips again and curling up to your side as he placed half his body onto you while you laid on your back as your nails scratched his back softly. “good lord,” he breathed. “i love when you do that. makes me feel like a cat, ready too purr out.” he chuckled. “well i’m glad you like it baby.” you kissed his lips as he looked at you with his chin on the side of your chest. “goodnight,” you whisper, snuggling closer to him. “goodnight amour,” he mumbled. “love you.”

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a/n: EEEEE i’m sorry im so in love with danny ramirez it’s not even funny anymore 😭 i need me a man like him 😩 anyways hope you enjoyed this little blurb of joaquin torres! please lmk if you want more fics with him or mickey garcia. (lowkey im about to watch any film he’s ever been in just so i can create more with more characters of his)

[the-sinister-story-teller]

this is long, sorry. okay, so it would be angsty with a happy ending (maybe with some smut at the end) where reader is tall and looks like a total dom, but is actually a bottom who is head over heels for angel, and tries to show it but angel doesn’t believe him/thinks he’s trying to use him and pushes the reader away,, though angel has also caught feelings. eventually angel overhears reader telling someone (charlie, husk, idc) how in love he is with angel and how angel hates him and angel confronts him. crying and confessions happen and maybe some smut where angel tops reader.

thanks, i love your writing!!!

A/n: Of course! I love this idea! I hope you enjoy it! ^^

Angel Dust x M!Reader ~ Looks May Be Deceiving

Mentions: Smut, Angst, Fluff, Male Reader, MxM intimacy, Soft Dom!Angel.

Topic: Request above ^^^^

"Hey Angel have you seen my phone?" You called out to your friend, Angel Dust, who hummed in minor confusion.

"Uhhhh...No!" He called back, as you gasped in joy.

"I got it! Thanks Angie!" You hummed, before leaving to go run some errands. To be frank, you didn't lose your phone. You had it the entire time, you just needed a reason to try and confess to Angel, but you chickened out. You had arrived a while back, and grown moderately close to Angel. When you began to try and hit on him he...declined. A lot. At some point, you tried to ask him out to which he sweetly but bluntly said a flat 'no' to. You wouldn't lose hope though. Not that easily, especially with how smitten you were for him. You didn't know it, but he was in love too, but he didn't want to be used by someone again. So, he sheltered himself from it.

Later enough, you came back with groceries that Charlie had needed, your hands full.

"Princess! I need a lil' bit of help here!!" You shouted as Charlie rushed to help you, setting the bags down. You sighed at the relief of nothing heavy weighing down your arms now, before you plopped back into a chair in the lobby. It was then you saw Angel come down, making you sigh softly. You sat up, going to help him carry something. "Here, lemme get that for ya!"

"Oh uh...Thanks Y/n." He spoke sheepishly, as you chuckled nervously again.

"Say uhm...Are you free tonight?" You asked, raising a brow as Angel narrowed his eyes.

"No. I'm really, really, busy tonight.." Angel lied, leaving the room quickly with his things. You sighed, hopeless as you sat at the bar, catching husk's attention.

"Th' hells got you so gloom?" Husk asked, pouring a glass of booze for you, as you took the cup.

"Thanks...and it's nothing just...In a predicament."

"Of what sorts?" Husk asked, raising a brow as he drank a bottle of cheap booze.

"Just..Angel. He acts like he hates my guts but I..."

"You love 'im, don't cha?" Husk sighed as you nodded, taking a swig from the glass, groaning quietly in frustration. Before Angel could fully leave, he was still within ear shot, hearing your confession.

"Yeah..I am. I can't help it!! Have you fuckin' seen him!? He's gorgeous, funny, and just...everything I'll ever need.." You muttered, sighing softly. "I just don't have a chance with him...He hates my damn guts for christs sake!" You exclaimed as Husk huffed.

"They always act like that, to cover up their true feelin's. Only thing is, Angel's probably like that 'cuz of the shit he went through." Husk explained, as you nodded.

"Yeah...You have a point.."

"So, take it easy. He's probably in love with ya' too, he just isn't ready for it yet. Keep shootin' your shot kid." Husk said with a very light smile. You returned to expression, finishing your drink, and standing up.

"Thanks Husk. It...Really means a lot to me." You thanked and he nodded, waving his hand to shoo you off. You sighed, making your way to your room, before hearing a voice.

"Hey Y/n?" Angel spoke softly, spooking you as he came out of nowhere from behind.

"Oh, Angel. It's you. What's up?" You asked as Angel opened his mouth to speak, before sighing, holding his arms softly.

"Listen I...I don't hate you..You're just so nice and I didn't know if you were genuine or just wanted to use me for sex.." He spoke, his voice shaking a bit from the tears. He didn't want you to think he hated you, he didn't want you to lose interest because of it either.

"Where did all this come from Angie?.." You murmured, scared he might've heard your conversation with Husk.

"Damnit I-...fuck...I heard what you said and...and I'm sorry for bein' a complete asshole. I didn't want to get close to you and end up goin' through heartbreak 'cuz you got tired of usin' me." He explained and you swallowed thickly.

"Angel...I'd never fucking use you...Ever..I'm lovesick for you and I'd die a second time to make sure you're happy and safe." You said, a bit of confidence peaking in your voice.

"So you're not..Upset?"

"Fuck no!! If I'm upset at anything, I'm upset you didn't tell me sooner!" You joked, hugging Angel softly as he sighed with relief, quietly and softly crying from joy.

"I love you Angel.."

"I...I love you too Y/n.." Angel muttered. From then on, the two of you began dating, and to say the least, it was fun. Constant pranks and affection. You two were in Angel's room, cuddling as you watched some novela.

"...I'm fuckin' tellin' ya Y/n! She's just gonna dump him!" Angel exclaimed as you scoffed.

"As if! Maria loves Gabe!! I doubt she'd ditch him." You huffed as the two of you went silent, before breaking out into laughter...It died down, as it was just a silent cuddle now. A question lingered in Angel's mind for a bit since you two began dating, and he felt this was the right time to ask. Given he was a bit horny that day, from seeing you to heavy work in a tank top.

"Hey Y/n, can I ask ya somethin'?"

"Uh yeah! Shoot me with it hon-" You laughed, leaning your cheek on the palm of your hand, as your elbow propped you up on the bed.

"Are you...Ready for sex? If not that's completely--" Angel quickly sat up to dismiss it all before you cut him off.

"Yes." You bluntly spoke as Angel stammered before snickering.

"Didn't think you'd reply so fast damn." He laughed as you chuckled, your cheeks growing hot.

"But uh...One thing I'd like to mention...I'm not one to top." You sheepishly chuckled as Angel hummed.

"I get it...Got any big kinks you want me to know tootz?" Angel cooed as he laid you down onto the bed, climbing on top. You practically melted into his touch, bright red from all this.

"Nope...I'm followin' you Angie, you can take the pace however you want.." You muttered sweetly as Angel nodded, cupping your cheek with one hand, kissing you softly as he used the other hands to undress the two of you. He straddled your waist, running his hands over your now bare body as he pulled away from the kiss.

"Not gonna lie tootz, I was expectin' ya to be a top~" He giggled as you bashfully looked away. Angel simply cooed from this, turning your head to face him. "Awh~ don't get shy on me now babe~" He teased as you let out a shaky sigh, before jolting a bit with a soft moan, feeling Angel's hand wrap around your shaft.

"A-Angel please be-"

"I know, I know babe, I'll be gentle...Just wasn't expecting you to be so big~" He sweetly said, leaning down and kissing your cheek. You began to whimper a bit, feeling Angel slowly drag his hand from the base to the tip, rubbing it gently to spread the pre-cum.

"Holy f-fuck angel that- mhh~ -feels a-amazing- ah..~" You moaned out, shuddering from the feeling of Angel peppering your neck in sweet kisses.

"I'm glad babe, s'all i want you to feel..pleasure all the way..~" Angel cooed, holding you closely to him. While one hand pumped your length, the other began rubbing your entrance softly, before pushing its way in, earning a whimper of minor pain from you. Angel gasped, sitting up with worry. "You ok babycakes?"

"Y-Yeah I'm fine Angie..hnn..You can keep going..~" You muttered, as Angel nodded with a sweet look, hugging you close with his two free arms, while two fingers fucked your hole, and the other stroked you. You let out a soft whimper, beginning to pant.

"Are you close babe?~" Angel asked, keeping you close to him while you reached your high. You let out yet another whimper, this time more desperate and needy. "C'mon sweet thing, let loose, ok~?" Angel cooed as you covered your mouth, doing just that. Once you finished, you let your arms fall to your side, as Angel laid on top, playing with your hair. "Happy?"

"So fucking happy babe." You chuckled breathlessly, as you two shared a quick kiss, before Angel sighed.

"Love you Y/n."

"Love you too Angie."

[diejager]

Hello! I hope you’re doing well!! I was wondering if I can request more of percht König! If not that is totally okay!! Thank you ^^

Cw: blood, gore, injurie, inaccurate medic stuff, violent shift, tell me if I missed any.

He couldn’t remember much, after a rough and impromptu shift, his bone cracking and spine reshaping, snapping back together after his fat and muscle stretched along his back, his body rippling and shuddering, howls ripping through the stormy sky. Urgent shifts had always been painful, his body hastily and roughly shaping into the beast he was born as, leaving the ground beneath him bloody and his limbs shaking and throbbing with agony. His mind was a blur in the moment after it, every shape muddled, smell enhanced, his hearing filled with the loud beat of his heart, gurgling screams and booming shots, and his mind blurry. 

The last thing he remembered seeing was the insurmountable number of enemy, a trap they’d fallen into and left surrounded and caged, only knowing that he and Ghost had fallen into a stupid trap. Like a fly stuck in a majestic spider’s web, the intricately woven lines spun and interlaced to build the trap, unsuspecting and invisible until they flew into it; buzzing and squirming against the sticky web while the spider, big and dangerous in it’s beauty slowly crawled over, long and delicate legs threatening to stab the fly. They had stupidly fallen for an embellished trap by their backstabbing ally.

And when he woke up, laying in the biggest bed in the infirmary, the thick taste of iron lingered on his tongue, the disgusting flavour of rotten human skin and fat, the muscle fibres breaking so easily under his sharp teeth and eyes heavy with a bone-deep exhaustion. He was glad the lights were dimmed, the air sterile but gentle on his sensitive nose and the sheets soft around his rough and scarred skin. He layed naked, body tense under the blanket in his private corner of the infirmary, a thick, grey curtain hiding him from wandering eyes or other patients.

He relaxed when he saw you poke your head between the wall and curtain, a mask hooked under your chin to flash him a gentle smile, slowly approaching his bedside without spooking his frantic and confused mind. He tried to smile back, but his balaclava would barely show it with how subtle the curl of his lips was, his tired eyes fleeting over the heavy bags under your eyes and the worried air that oozed off your shoulders as you sat on the chair beside his bed, a clipboard placed on your lap. 

“How do you feel, König?” He loved how soft your voice was, the quiet rasp of it to not worsen his pulsing headache, but he caught the worn tone. You probably stayed up the whole night, stuck by his bedside and leaving only to shower and get another cup of coffee. 

“Tired,” he sighed, closing his eyes and slumping into the comfortable mattress and sinking deeper into his assigned bed, “Everything hurts.”

He heard you nod, scratching something on your clipboard, probably writing down his symptoms and noting down what you’d plan to give him for his pains.

“Headache?”

”Ja.”

The pen scratched again.

“Muscle pain and exhaustion.”

“Ja.”

You already knew that, he hadn’t heard you write anything, only the subtle sound of a page flipping.

“Do you want coffee or lunch before I give you painkillers?”

“Coffee.”

You placed the clipboard down, your boots quietly thudding against the slick floor and the click of a door letting him know you left his side. He appreciated your care, your tender affection to provide for him when he felt sickly or worn out. 

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[mephalis]

Lungs pushing up daisies - Alt ending

so this is an alternative ending, of what if everything that could go bad, went bad? this is for one comment that asked about it, so here you go! and also fueled by the fact that Argenti did not come home so, yeah :D im debating if i should post another work into the series with just this but i deemed it too short...let me know though if i should? as i am not sure and i thought here would work better LOL! special thanks to Grrrrain who helped me get the flow as well as inspired by some of their own sad hanahaki fic elements! a big inspiration!! click more to enjoy the ending! it follows up from the same fic but the last segment is...different! :D

[3:58]boothill:

What the heck was the name of that drink you got me?? Can’t fudgin’ find it anywhere here, got a mad itchin and i need to scratch it. you son of a nice lady, just had to get me a delicious one. Can’t believe I even forgot to go back and get that last forkin’ drop back at the hotel, what a waste.

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[3:59]boothill:

Also what kind of wine do ya like? I reckon it might be one of these red ones, but the guy is offerin’ me white champagne and what not…real fancy soundin stuff, they might be right up your alley.

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[4:24]boothill:

Too late rosey, i got you this red fudgin’ bottle instead of all the others! Darn son of a gun was trying to make me buy the lot of em, he kept on talkin’ and talkin’. Luckily i got somethin’ that always shut em up real quick. 

Voice text converted into text [4:25]boothill:

For the record, i did forkin’ pay for it. Got kicked out tho just because they get spooked by a gun so easily. Fudgin’ wussies.

Voice text converted into text [7:32]boothill:

You out in the wild or something? First time I got connection and you don’t! Oh yeah right, hope you got some wine glass or what not, don’t ya have to drink them out of these fudgin’ cups? Forgot ‘bout those.

Voice text converted into text [2:05]boothill:

Think ’m bout to see another knight of beauty, found myself at this lil ol’ station and people here are talking and ravin’ about this knight. Doesn’t sound too shabby, they’re sayin a bunch of stuff about bugs and what not…[intangible]-huh? Wait a forkin’ second…–red hair? [intangible] wait, oh shoot, ha! it is you! I can see your ship from here! Fudge, I had to park my forkin’ motor all the way on the opposite side–would you look at that! Wait, if you’re here then why haven't ya answered any of my texts? 

Voice text converted into text [2:12]missed a call from boothill.

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Boothill tsk’d as the phone call ended with a message about some darn fucking voice message mail box, wherein he would have thought the knight might have been busy or far away from cell service to receive his call, Boothill wouldn’t have bat an eye. 

But Argenti’s ship stood right in front of Boothill, and he heard plenty of the folks on the station talking up a storm of how thankful they are for the current residing knight of beauty inside the ship.

“Ey! Rosey!” Boothill banged on the ship’s door, not too rough as he knew how Argenti cared about the exterior of his ship. Despite being a battle knight, Argenti went through many efforts to maintain the ship’s sleek look. 

There was no answer. 

Boothill was patient, he knew to wait for the right shot, to jump on his hunt. But his patience was a fickle friend, present only when he wanted it to be.

(not after he had heard of the knight getting possibly injured, not when Argenti, the man who’d speak up a storm, brimming with words, was this quiet. It had set his nerves on edge.) 

Boothill, maybe overreacting, kicked at the door in frustration. A futile gesture against the unease festering in his gut.  

But the door opened far too easily with a beep, enough for Boothill to realize it hadn’t been locked at all.

Realization struck him with grim certainty; if Argenti had been truly absent from his ship, he wouldn’t have left it wide open, right?

He frowned, and stepped in. 

There was a silent lull inside, Save for the soft hum of machinery and the distant thrum of the engine in the distant background. Only the sounds of his steps, heavy boots clanging on the metal floor echoed. Boothill had the half mind to close the door behind him properly, before frantically walking around with a search for a pretty red rose.

“Argenti? Ya here?” he called out, quicking his pace. Boothill could already hear the scolding of his Pa for his hasty intrustion in his head.

The sight of the lounge brought back the memory of his stay, and how he woke up from such deep slumber to find himself nearly drooling on Argenti’s pillows. 

But Argenti wasn’t there, so Boothill did not give it another thought as he turned. 

He blinked at where Argenti’s personal garden of roses sat, surprised to find a new addition added to the side, and stood beside it, the small figure of a wooden carved horse that he had made. It sat right next to the pot, somehow like it belonged there, like it was associated with the daisies next to it. 

The daisies, shockful arrays of white and yellow, sparkling somehow just like the roses. Not in the same way, but they had some sort of glow to them that Boothill found himself drawn to.

His hand hovered over them, and at once, he could recall how they felt once long before. 

It evoked a memory, soft and easy to tear off, the bundle of rough blanket of wool had many of the petals stuck to it as he once carried a baby–his baby–out of the bed of daisies one sweltereing summer day.

Boothill remembered Argenti once asking him about daisies.

The knight was already a strange fellow, doing whatever he got in his mind when it was aligned with beauty and all that jazz, but it was even a little strange to Boothill. Oddly specific, Where did the fascination of the daisies come from?

Boothill turned once more, not sparing the daisies a second glance. 

There was only one flower he was interested in. 

"Rosey?" Boothill called out again, stepping into the dimly lit shadows of Argenti's bunk. The room was cloaked in darkness, illuminated only by the soft, shifting  hues of the ship. 

However, light sparked on at his mere presence, automated.

Revealing Argenti's blanketed figure, slumped over the bed in an unnatural curve. 

His red hair sprawled from out of the cover like a wave of crimson river, his form held profound stillness that overturned the concern in Boothill’s heart into chilling dread. 

(was he even breathing?)  

"Argenti!" Boothill rushed forward, and at once he was hit immediately with the sharp smell of metal tang in the air that could not be hidden by the flora that always acquainted Argenti's.

blood.

He yanked the blanket off of Argenti, and reached to turn his body to face him all together in one motion. His mind raced with the urgency to assess the damage, aid whatever he could to slow down the bleeding of what might be wounds of the battle he was just in, and to call for help from the outside if they were grave enough to make the ever so preserved knight fall. But when he saw Argenti’s face, all action came to a screeching halt.

It was not an open wound, as Boothill had feared.

Boothill wished it was, as he stared at yellow daisies poking out of Argenti’s bloodied mouth. 

“..Argenti?” his breath hitched as he called out again with a tremor in his voice, pulling the knight into his arms and watched in horror as Argenti’s head drooped, falling down heavily like a ragdoll.

“Hey,” Boothill said with crackling static, desperation creeping in, haunting realization, “wake up, this ain’t funny.” 

Boothill reached to hold his face properly, cupping his pale cheek and ignoring the petal that cascaded its way down. He saw the pot of daisies by the roses, this was just a joke, a cruel joke from Argenti. 

A cruel joke from the world.

The pallor of a skin, like a forgotten rose, Argenti’s complexion was ashen. Dried blood stained his lips and trailed down his chin, the front of his shirt, and daisies spilled over his mouth with the tremble of Boothill’s arms holding him, scattering between them and forgotten. 

Boothill grit his teeth hard enough he could hear the metal, but everything was muted, numb to him as he curled over Argenti’s cold body. Boothill's fingers twitched in a pathetic attempt to hold Argenti gently, afraid to inflict more pain. The abscense of warmth was palpable, even without his senses. 

“Please,” Boothill begged, to Argenti, to anyone. Pressing his ear against Argenti’s chest, despite clearly knowing and his breath caught on his throat with a cry he wasn’t able to shed. 

It’s wrong.

“I love you.”

Argenti had confessed more than once, apparent with what he felt but Boothill ran away from it, from confronting it again, from ever mentioning it. He knew Argenti never moved on, it was obvious with the way the knight looked at him, held on to him, spoke to him, smiled at him that made that undeniable.

Boothill let it all unfold, endured the weight of Argenti’s affection with his own hidden beneath lies and pretend, thinking that this much was fine, as long as Argenti would be fine.

The corpse in arms beg to differ. 

He should have ran away, he should have cut all contact, but like a fucking selfish weak idiot he was he stayed enough for Argenti to die.

If anyone should have died by this cursed thing, it should have been him. 

“I warned you,” Boothill spat, hugging him closer, burying his face into the crook of his shoulder. He couldn’t even pretend when now he felt the cold of his corpse with the skin of his cheek pressed against Argenti’s neck. “Why, why did you keep…” 

Loving me?

Boothill clenched his jaw, burnt with despair, “Ya shouldn’t have it! I still, i still–it ain’t possible so how!?”

His questions and anguished cries were met with silence. 

Boothill had it first, he had been the one to first fall. He still loved Argenti despite it all, but he rejected him. All because he thought it was for the best.

He was the reason Argenti was now dead. 

The devastating cost of his silence, of his lie, now laid bare in front of him. 

The dull green eyes of Argenti’s corpse were devoid of his sparkle. The daisies covered with blood, the motionless sick stillness, a grotesque evidence that his life withered away long gone.

“I’m sorry,” Boothill choked on regret and sorrow, “im sorry, i’m sorry–”

He could only cradle Argenti’s corpse close to him, whispering his love into the void. 

“I love you, i still love you.” 

But his words fell on deaf ears, swallowed by the silence of loss.

[bunnyboy-juice]

1, 7, 15, 19, 22, 26 !!!! srry if its a lot im curious :]

no apologies!!! this took a minute but was fun (:

Be over-stimulated or edged? for me: OVER STIMULATED FOR SURE!!!! both require a lot of trust for me but edging requires More because im more likely to cry from that | to others: i loooooooove edging others dont get me wrong but theres smthn so delicious about getting someone to the point where they are incoherent and wincing from cumming so much :3c but also these two go hand in hand for me really so its really like picking if im gonna peel a banana from the top or bottom yk?

Receive a voice memo or a nude from a mutual? Nudes by FAR! i actually get super overwhelmed by sounds - like not even related to sex - and mouth sounds in particular can be a really big squick for me (and have even triggered me before unfortunately) and for some reason i notice the mouth sounds more in nsfw VMs 😔😭

Receive or send a dirty message while at work? SENDING FOR SURE!!! like whether im at work sending nsfw messages to them or I'm at home sending them nsfw messages at work i love showing off 🥰 plus i get really easily spooked when im sent dirty texts in particular 😭 (photos not so much! but i still generally prefer a like "hey i was thinking of X/saw X and thought you'd be into it/had a thought about it you'd be into wanna hear" for anything To me yk?)

Boobs or butt? so first things first i am Primarily a fat stomach and thighs lover over literally everything else BUT of these two then butt bc i like to bite and boobs are generally more sensitive (and i have sharp teeth) - also boobs are nice (really nice :3) but butts are close to the hips and the tummy and the thighs and the inner thigh in particular and GRAAAAAAAAH yk

Receive or perform oral? oh perform for sure - i think legitimately only 2 or 3 people have ever gone down on me in my Life (i cant remember if one person did or tried to and i stopped them 🤔 so lets call it 2) and one is my wife and the other was just Yikes and i hated it - but while there's some context-dependent needs for it, as long as no one is trying to push on the back of my head performing oral is much more preferred (: (also i do like the sensation of oral sex i just know if im given a choice: 70% of the time i will pick going down on someone, 10% for someone going down on me, and 20% for full No Thank yous)

Moan or scream? moans (& groans) - i cant scream very well actually w/o pausing and prepping to do it (fun fact: i cant ride roller coasters bc of this, i also used to flat out never be able to scream it was not fun but i can at least a little now!!!) and they're also Loud from others and often feel so sharp on my ears its likely to make me at least go Yellow if not fully Red out /: (yelps and stuff are cute tho, its really like Screaming and Yelling are things i just cant do)

[crazylittlejester]

I just remembered something I wanted to tell you about the monster au. Um hope it makes sense. It’s mainly about Legend because I’ve just mostly finished thinking up his lore. Wars is mentioned tho cause I’ve accidentally made him basically the main character of this silly AU so I can’t help but not include him. Te he oops 🧍‍♂️

So, for most of the Links that are monsters, they were born as monsters/have been monster for a while. They’re very used to themselves I guess. Four still gets spooked a couple times while looking at a mirror, but he’s had a Minish ever since the end of his first adventure. Yes he’s been like that for his other two adventures, and I think that’s hilarious.

But Legend has only been a puppet ever since the end of AlbW. You see, I’d like to think using the Hyrulian Triforce to bring back the Lorulian Triforce would have…consequences to say the least. And I’m pretty sure that both Fable and Legend wished on the Triforce, so they both became puppets. And I hc that they were 15-16 around that time, and Legend is around 17-19 during LU. Point is, it’s only been 1-4 years since he’s his last adventure, but in the the AU it’s only been 1-2 years.

I was also thinking that he was meant to go on his Triforce Heroes adventure right before going through the time portal, and defying his “fate” released him from his puppet strings. Yeah, he still has a puppet body, but he’s no longer going through the motions now. Another related idea is that he still appeared to be a regular Hylian to everyone else, no one but Zelda could see the strings and joints and the wooden-like body they were cursed with. But now that the strings are broken, everyone can now see him for what he was cursed to become-a monster.

So he’s not having a good time when they all meet up. And he quickly realizes everyone can see him as a puppet, which freaks him out. And he’s still a teen, and teens tend to freak out about stuff more easily than people at other ages(ha…). So he’s antagonizing everyone-but not too much-to try to cope with the everything. He eventually starts to relax, because almost everyone else is more of a freak than he is. But he can also almost immediately clock Warriors as a human. A human who is trying to pretend to be a normal hylian-what Legend wishes he was-so he’s on the first and is the most consistent on Legend shit list. He quickly realizes that yeah, that’s not a cool thing to do but he can’t help but want to mess with him. 1) he’s fun to mess with 2) he genuinely likes Wars company and 3) he’s still a bit jealous of him. He feels real guilty about that last point, but it’s not like Wars will ever know so 😎ʅ(◞‿◟)ʃ

Anyways that’s enough rambling for today, I’m starting to forget what I want to say ha ha, hope next week is better for you. Have a good rest of your day!

eating your au /pos

i fuckin love this so much you have no idea i love this au so so much. every time you toss me a little crumb i grab it with my evil little hands and i squeeze it and then fucking eat it and then sit here like this waitin’ for another lil crumb because im so obsessed with this

[nanamin-nah-nanamine]

Hello-hello! How is your everything, dear writer? (im so nervous can you tell) I am here for the match, please and thank you!

I'm 23 yo woman, bi. 6'1, muscular/chubby build, short black hair, a lot of tattoos. Short-tempered, giggly bitch, love all things horror - from movies to games. Love sweet things, hate cooking. Hopeless romantic at heart, introvert with a penchant to days long hiking trips alone when work allows for it.

Hello hello! I’m sorry this took so long to make but I got the perfect person for you!!!

I think you’re gonna get paired up with…🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

Tsukumo Yuki!(God I love women)

Alright now hear me out😭

I know Yuki is very extroverted and out there but bbg I feel like that’s what you need. Yuki will absolutely flip your world on its axis and show you things you’ve never seen before.

I feel like she can diffuse your short temper with ease because she’s honestly just really chill and playful so she won’t take it too seriously if you blow a gasket😭 she’s young at heart so she’s definitely down for whatever activities you are. She’ll defer to what you wanna do that day because honestly, nothing really freaks her out and she’s not worried about either of your safety due to her special grade status and training.

You better believe she’s hopping on the motorcycle zooming around tokyo to get you a sweet little treat after dinner. She will always be down for a sweet treat even if she doesn’t want one so you don’t feel put out.

At the end of the day you’re still an introvert so she respects your need for space and only asks that you check in with her to let her know where you’re going and that you’re still alive.

She’s playful and nonchalant but she’s also pretty sweet once you get to know her. She can be stubborn because she just wants what’s best for you but she definitely shows her love through actions instead of words.

Activities you do together…

•watching horror films. Like I mentioned prior Yuki doesn’t spook easily so she’s the perfect partner to check out a new film or franchise with.

•joyrides down abandoned roads going way too fucking fast(with proper helmets and gear, she wants her baby unharmed)

•tattoo dates!!! Yuki isn’t inked yet but once again she’s down for anything, you just gotta name the time and place and she’ll be there.

[tojiscrack]

WIFEY IM SORRY I FORGOT TO RESPOND TO THIS....

I WAS WRAPPING UP MY SEMESTER SO NOW IM A SECOND SEMESTER SENIOR AND I AM SOOOOO UNMOTIVATED TO DO WORK BRO....

'I’M SO PROUD OF YOU TOO WHATTT 😭😫 i’m now at ease, we haven’t lost another one of our gorgeous girlies to the m*le species, thank the lord 😤'

YES MAAAAAAM

'it’s a shame gege didn’t implement this more in canon-jjk, but it is what it is, ig'

if dadjo was canon, the world would have exploded

also i think canonically he technically was only a financial provider and hung around a little bit bc he was a busy bee but like yk we can ignore that

'free my poor mc from the shackles of ur scepticism 🤛🏽😔🤜🏽'

listennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

'girlypops, try reading my levi fic (don’t, actually, i’m just using this as an example haha) , y/n over there is unhinged to the point where second hand embarrassment is literally her middle name 😭'

oh god...

second hand embarassment is my vice

i just can't do it.

everytime i watch haikyuu, i have to skip the hinata ball boy arc...

'technically they are canon (the story is centred around them), and even as the author who could potentially go for the bittersweet type of ending where they don’t end up together, i can easily say (with confidence) that they have a shit ton more chemistry than mermaid and kamotionless 😊'

BLESS BLESS BLESS BLESS BLESS BLESS BLESS BLESS

'i appreciate ur support SOOO much. i swear, you have no idea <3'

I LOVE YOU POOKIE! I HOPE EVERYTHING IS OKAY 🙏🙏🙏

ALSO I JUST NOTICED U EDITED OUR PFPS ON THAT PIC LMAO THATS SO CUTIE

'ARE YOU OK? NEED A LAWYER? I’M STUDYING LAW, I GOT YOU 😟'

LMAOOO YEAH

it was otw back from him driving me to my fav coffee shop so i tolerated it for the sake of the coffee

'mmm, yeah, so maybe not niceguy either. back to the fictional men plan then!'

lowk im encroaching on a new man but i dont rlly know if i should bc he's like rlly good friends w my best friend. my best friend is a lesbian but i dont rlly wanna like mess w their relationship.

'WAIT WAIT WAIT, iwaizumi hajime from haikyuu? LMAO WAIT, I THOUGHT YOU’D BE INTO KAGEYAMA OR SMTH? 😭'

WHAAAAAAAAAT

do i come across as kageyama's my type??? this is a terrible day. no shade to kageyema but i am a proud seijoh4 stan....

'i can pick up one of yours and give you the queen!treatment you give me every other day 🥹🩵'

LMAOOO YES U SHOULD!

but lowk my long fic is kinda... yk.... a bit embarassing for myself...

as it is a...

bakugo fic....

that i started writing....

in my sophomore yr...

'you literally ended up making a whole plan around ur sleeping schedule for this game?'

UNFORTUNATELY....

'TYPE OF CRINGE? HELLO? 😭'

ITS SO BADDDDDDD

i finished playing it tho and now there is an empty hole in my heart...

'your type is literally malakai?'

DONT YOU DARE SAY THIS TO ME.

'LMFAOOOO KAY X MALAKAI NO WAYYYY 😭😭😭'

NONONONONONONONOO

'PLS HOW DOES Y/N GIVE YOU SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT WHEN ZEN IS RIGHT THERE'

OKAY BUT I GREW UP W ZEN... HE WAS 13 YR OLD KAY'S FAV CHARACTER EVER...

'kay pls tell me you’re joking. there’s absolutely no way 😭 and you told me all this in CONFIDENCE 💀'

I CAN'T DO THIS NO MORE 💔💔💔💔

'i don’t ship satosugu 👀'

lowk me neither

i just think they're a rlly good duo

and their stories r so complex

'i see tragedy in their friendship every time i see scenes of them together'

YEAHHHH EXACTLY

'he’d fall in love with you over and over again… and you’d have to make sure the beast inside him doesn’t awaken over and over again 💀'

LMAOAOAOOAOA

'yoosung's clearly the cooler one'

okay but lowk yoosung's the youngest character option and he acts like it too...

i got his route the first time i played and i rmbr getting kinda icked out

my true dream route is the 707 route but u have to pay extra in game coins for it and im #lazy

i like truly annoying men....

also tmrrw the decisions for one of my top 5 schools comes out and i'm so spooked....

i'm a very average student tbh so if i dont get in, i may cry 🙏

but it's okay

HOW R U DOING THO?

how has the hiatus been treating you?

i hope everything is going well pookie bear 🙏🙏🙏

DWW TAKE UR TIME RESPONDING HAHA (ik i have, i’m sorryyy, just been extremely busy + inactive haha)

i have a friend in america, but she’s a junior and so she explained the whole semester system the us has. and just from what she’s told me, gOOD LUCK 😭

‘if dadjo was canon, the world would have exploded’ — oh absolutely 😭 i was eating up the dadjo-fit in s1, like he looked so YUMMY 😋 (and ofc, the dadjo stuff is just the cutest thing in general)

but i believe you’re right. he gave more of a teacher-who-cares-a-GREAT-deal-about-his-students vibe more than a dad vibe. like a fun uncle who, again, cares a GREAT (emphasis on great) deal about his nieces and nephews. the dad thing is still such a cute headcanon and i love seeing things about it 😫

and honestly, just for the sake of joking around, i don’t think canon-him would particularly oppose it (but then probably would when his students remind him that being a dad = being old and then he’d throw a fit)

could talk about him for centuries days, honestly

‘second hand embarrassment is my vice’ — LMFAOOO 😭

girl you’d hate to be around me irl. i’m so incredibly clumsy, like on friday, i was rushing home from college in my converses (this is important to the story ‘cause i usually wear 3 inch platforms with an extra 2 inches inside from the insoles to make me taller, and on that day, i wore converses ‘cause they matched my fit) and then i tripped so bad. like my head was SO close to the ground 💀

but i trip so often that i kinda just shrug it off and go about my day regardless. it got to a point 😭

‘everytime i watch haikyuu, i have to skip the hinata ball boy arc...’ — honestly? i can understand that 😟

‘ALSO I JUST NOTICED U EDITED OUR PFPS ON THAT PIC LMAO THATS SO CUTIE’ — 🥰 no ‘cause i do this with all my friends irl too and i realised how i seem to be the only one doing it, why is society not normalising this? i need to show my love 🙄

‘it was otw back from him driving me to my fav coffee shop so i tolerated it for the sake of the coffee’ — i can understand this too. i loveeee coffee. especially iced coffee. iced lattes. with extra caramel syrup… and whipped cream on top… 👀

‘lowk im encroaching on a new man but i dont rlly know if i should be he's like rlly good friends w my best friend. my best friend is a lesbian but i dont rily wanna like mess w their relationship’ — i meannnnn if things do go south, make it end in a civil way so that your friend and her relationship with him doesn’t sour regardless of the fact that you and the guy broke up (that’s on the chance that you do get with him and break up at some point) 🥴

but being single isn’t a bad thing at all. i personally prefer it bc satoru gojo literally exists

‘do i come across as kageyama's my type??? this is a terrible day. no shade to kageyema but i am a proud seijoh4 stan....’ — no you don’t come across it specifically. but like, i’m assuming you like megumi (given by the fact that you’re reading my megumi/reader story and he’s ur pfp), and then you like that zen guy from that game 😭 those two don’t have anything in common except, perhaps, being kinda emo 💀

so i just thought kageyama would be there too 😟 like an additional grump to ur collection of emo boys idkkk

‘LMAOOO YES U SHOULD!’ — this might just take me out of my irrational fear of reading jjk fics… 👀

‘but lowk my long fic is kinda... yk.... a bit embarassing for myself... as it is a... bakugo fic.... that i started writing.... in my sophomore yr...’ — i meannnn if it’s anything like that bloody zen guy 😭 yeah, maybe not a bakugo fic

i’m not even into anyone except gojo, but like, everyone already knows that 😭

i’m aware you do smaus, so i might just read all the gojo ones!

‘DONT YOU DARE SAY THIS TO ME.’ — DON’T ACT LIKE ZEN DOESN’T LITERALLY BEHAVE LIKE MALAKAI WOULD IF HE HAD A LOVE INTEREST 😭😭😭

‘OKAY BUT I GREW UP W ZEN... HE WAS 13 YR OLD KAY'S FAV CHARACTER EVER...’ — ok, understandable, but at 13, i was crushing on characters like chad dylan cooper. WHY ZEN 😭

‘lowk me neither’ — any time someone tells me this, i get surprised ‘cause i thought i was the only one lmao 😀

‘i just think they're a rily good duo and their stories r so complex’ — oh agreedddd. like i appreciate all of this paired with seeing them as platonic soulmates, but that’s just me 🌝

‘okay but lowk yoosung's the youngest character option and he acts like it too... i got his route the first time i played and i rmbr getting kinda icked out’ — but… you didn’t… get… icked out… by zen…? 😭

ok i’m sorry i’ll stop making fun of you kay

i’ll probably bring this up again at some point

‘i like truly annoying men....’ — now if i came with a trailer, this would be the motto 😭

‘also tmrw the decisions for one of my top 5 schools comes out and i'm so spooked...’ — AHHHH

‘im a very average student tbh so if i dont get in, i may cry’ — ISKSIEJDIE WELL I RESPONDED TO THIS LATE SO THE DECISION MUST ALREADY BE OUT, DID YOU GET IN? 😧

I’M GONNA PRAY YOU DID I’M SORRY I’M LATE

‘HOW R U DOING THO? how has the hiatus been treating you? i hope everything is going well pookie bear 🙏’ — thank you for asking, i’m super duper tired ‘cause i’ve genuinely been forcing myself to study exactly how i said i would in my hiatus note 🥴 and i’m lowkey depressed without being able to write for LL 😕

but it’s all right! just have to wait till june…

[hypernova-writes]

What does she see? [Scout x Reader]

Synopsis: Once this beautiful lady graced their presence, all of the mercs were confused, especially Spy, at why the hell she went for a guy like Scout—

Pairing: Scout x 10 Class! Reader

Pairing name: Speedy Recovery (Scout/TheNurse)

A/n: I HAD THIS IDEA OF A JESSICA RABBIT LIKE ROMANCE BETWEEN SCOUT AND THE NURSE! I HOPE YOU LIKE IT!!! NEXT SHOULD BE MEDIC!!!

"You did such a good job out there Darling.."

"Couldn't have been without your healing Dollface..you treat me right everytime.."

Some of the others didn't understand what Y/N saw in Scout. The two ended up attached at the hip from when she first started here.

Scout was...Scout, brash, vulgar, doesn't know how to talk to women (in Spy's opinion.)

So how could he end up with this beautiful belle wrapped around his finger. All he had to do was call out her name and no matter where she was in the field, it was like she would magically appear next to him.

She was taller than him, more..mature than him, yet all she could is swoon over him when he would make some corny joke, or flex his barely there muscles.

Sniper called Spy jealous (to which he was NOT). While yes, she was a fine young woman, it was obvious she was...interested in the buffoon.

So one day, Spy decided to ask her himself.

Y/n was cleaning her syringe after a day of battle, She had asked Scout to get his room ready since she was sleeping in his room tonight so he was free to question the belle.

"Y/n. Do you have a minute? I would..just like to ask you something."

Y/n looked up with a small smile, setting her weapon to the side. "Hmm? Lay it on me, then Spy, you know I love questions~" she said in a teasing tone.

Spy sighed as he leaned against the table. "What do you see in zhat...Man Child? You're such a woman of class, two medical degrees..and you choose...zhat?"

Y/n paused for a bit before she broke into a giggle, she turned to Spy fully and crossed her legs.

"Well for starters he makes me laugh..He's such a funny guy, and I love a guy who can make me break out into a fit of giggles, keeps the romance alive..you would know that..right Spy?" Y/n says as she moves to stand up.

"But besides that, My darling Scoutie means the world to me, so what if he's a little stupid..all of us are. We don't know everything, well unless your name is Dell Conagher–" She joked before she continued.

"But..he's the first to ever, ya know..look past the persona I put up. And I love him for that..He's such a sweetheart to me." She finishes with a small sigh. Spy stares at her with a tilt of his head. He'd never heard another woman speak so...highly of Scout.

Usually they called him every word in the book for annoying..but never Sweet or thoughtful.

"Oi! Ya Shape Shifting Spook! Are ya borin' ma girl to death ova there?"

Right on cue, Scout walks back from the task that Y/n asked him to do. He wraps his arm around her waist before pulling her close, pressing a kiss to her cheek.

"Rooms all straighten' for ya..just fa me to mess it right up when I get ahold to ya.." He whispers in her ear making her giggle and a blush comes across her face.

She then waves to Spy, as Scout easily picks her up, his hands on both of her thighs, making her wrap her legs around him. "Have a goodnight Spy!"

"Yea..cause I know we sure are~, God you are so sexy~! Im such a lucky guy."

Spy watched as they walked down the hall before shaking his head, before turning to see Engineer standing there.

"What do you want, Hardhat."

"Nothin', just admirin' the young love." He comes up and stands next to Spy, placing a hand on his shoulder. "Stop bein' such a worry wart. She's gonna treat him fine." Engineer says before guiding Spy to the rec room.

"Now c'mon, the rest of us are playin' cards."

Spy sighs, rolling his eyes as he crosses his arms as he follows Engineer.

"I hope she does treat him right...He deserves zhat.."

He says to himself before finally leaving the hallway to join the others.

BOOM SUPRISSSEEEEEE another fic in this little series I decided to do with the Mercs x The Nurse! I'm coming up with cute little names, like how the rest of the mercs pairings are. Feel free to drop some below!! Next is medic i promise!!

[crazyf0rswayze]

Johnny Cade: Love Poem

JOHNNYS POV

"Ponyboy?" I asked 

"Yes Johnnycakes?" Pony replied walking over

"So y-you know how I like y/n...yea well I wanted to asked her out...but i-i wanted to write a poem to ask her out...a-and tell her how I feel. But I don't know how to write a poem...." I explained

"Ok! I'll help you then." Ponyboy said, taking a seat next to me

"Ok...so I would start off with some things you like about her. So make a list, and then we'll word it so it rhymes" Ponyboy explained to me. He wrote poems for school alot, so that's why I came to him first

"W-well she look really pretty when she wears plaid...l-like flannels and stuff" I said

"Ok! Yes great. That's a nice start" Ponyboy said to me enthusiastically

"Sh-shes really beautiful...and she makes me go mad. Hey! Hey ...plaid and mad kinda rhyme" I said excited that I was getting a good start

"Yea... yea it does Johnny" Pony said...a little shocked that I was catching on quick

"And...I see her...i-im....GLAD! Glad rhymes" I said, as I started writing everything down

"Mmmmm....and...when she cries...I get ......SAD! Sad rhymes "

"Wow...you're a natural! Ooh, so I learned what an Olympiad is, and it's those four years between olympic games! You could say something like....'for you i would wait thousands of Olympiads'" Pony suggested

"Yea...thanks. I didn't know that" I said

"Hey, you learn something new everyday "

"PONYBOY, GET READY FOR BED" Darry yelled out from his room

"OK DAR....GIVE ME A MINUTE IM HELPING JOHNNY WITH SOMETHING " Ponyboy shouted back 

"ALRIGHT ALRIGHT....NOT TOO LATE OK?" 

"OK DARRY! THANKS" Ponyboy yelled out

"Ok...where were we-" Ponyboy said looking down at my paper with shock. In the few seconds that he was looking away, I had started to form the poem. Ponyboy leaned over my shoulder so he could see what I was writing.

"Johnny, that's really good! I like how you mentioned Robert Frost's poem 'Nothing Gold Can Stay'!" 

"T-thanks. Do you think y/n's gonna like it?" I asked worriedly

"Yea! I think she's gonna love it! I gotta get ready for bed ok? But I'll help you in the morning if you need me to" 

"Ok!" I replied focusing on my love poem

Ponyboy patted my back as he went to the bathroom to brush his teeth. 

'youre a beautiful lad

And you look wonderful in plaid

Your looks made me go mad

And you not being next to me makes me sad

For you, I would wait thousands of Olympiads 

And they say 'nothing gold can stay'

Yet you're standing right here'

I yawned as I read over what I had. Gosh...I should go to bed. Just in case Y/n came and stayed at the Curtis house tonight, I gave the notebook I was writing in to Ponyboy to keep in his dresser drawer

"Mmmmhhmm whats that" I heard Sodapop ask

"Nothin'" Ponyboy responded. I think Sodapop was too tired to question it because all he did was groan tiredly. 'Close call Johnny' I thought to myself. 

Just then I heard the door open. It was y/n. 

"Oh..hey Johnnycakes." Y/n said  

"You ok?" I asked the girl. She looked a little spooked

"Yea Johnnycakes! Just tired. " The pretty girl replied to my question

"O-oh. Yea I get it. You can take the couch. I don't mind Darry's recliner" I offered Y/n

"Are you sure? I don't mind the recliner either" Y/n asked

"Yes. I'm sure" I reassured the girl

"Alrighty then" she said with a yawn

She went to lie down on the couch. She looked really cute when she was tired. And cuter when she was all cuddled up in the blankets. I found myself standing there looking at Y/n with heart eyes. I then went to lie down in Darry's recliner. 

"Good night Johnnycakes" y/n said in the darkness

"Good night Y/n" I replied to her. It was surprising how easily I found sleep that night.

                              IN THE MORNING

"Hey Y/n" Ponyboy said as he walked into the living room with my notebook and pen. He sat the notebook and pen down on the recliner's arm rest.

"Thanks Pony" I said with a yawn

"Mmhhmm. Hey Pony" Y/n said sleepily

I opened up the note book to continue writing my poem. 

'when I see you I'm glad

But when I see you cry I get sad

And I get mad only a tad when socs pick on a perfect lad like you

I could do better than any guy named Brad, Chad, or Vlad

You're like a beautiful dainty lily pad

My feelings for you are like a wild fire

They won't stop getting bigger

And no Valentine's card card could explain it

You're a perfect shining piece of gold 

That I know will stay'

I wrote as Ponyboy started cooking. 

"Whatcha doin' Johnnycakes" Y/n asked happily

"Nothin'" I replied 

Gosh she was so so beautiful

"Mmmm...ok" she said narrowing her eyes suspiciously

"Y/n, can you go wake up my brothers please?" Ponyboy asked Y/n kindly 

"Sure!" She said springing up 

Ponyboy walked over to me.

"When are you gonna give it to her?"

"I-i dunno." I replied

"Can I read it?" Ponyboy asked

I hesitantly handed the notebook to him. I waited for him to finish reading it for what felt like forever. I was rocking back and forth, from the balls to the heels of my feet.

"Is it good? Does it seem...wrong? Is she gonna like it? What if she doesn't?!" I asked worriedly

Ponyboy chuckled as he put his hands on my shoulders after setting down the notebook. 

"It's great, it seems perfectly right, she gonna love it, and she'd be crazy if she didn't." Ponyboy reassured me. 

I was really worried but whatever. 

"I'm gonna give it to her later today" I said confidently

"Good" Ponyboy responded

A few seconds later, Y/n walked in with Sodapop and Darry following behind. Ponyboy served everyone their food, and we all sat at the table 

"So...how'd everyone sleep" Soda said finally breaking the awkward silence

"I slept alright. Hurt my back at work yesterday, so it was a little hard to sleep" Darry responded before taking a bite of his food

"Mmm...I slept pretty good for once!" Y/n exclaimed with a smile. It made me happy that she was happy

"I slept pretty good" Ponyboy said

"Same here" I replied to Soda's question

"Howd you sleep Soda" Y/n asked, returning his question. 

"I slept good Y/n...thank you" Soda replied

I loved how social Y/n could be. It amazed me how one person could so many amazing words. I snapped out of my trance and looked down at my food, and took a few bites. I felt eyes staring at me. And I felt heat rising up my neck. I looked up at Y/n to find her gazing at me. As soon as I looked up she looked away. I finished up my food, and brought mine and Y/n's plate to the sink. What a gentleman I am! I was really glad these feeling flowed both ways. So now, it wouldn't be as bad giving her the poem. 

"Y-y/n...i-i have something for you" I said after she and I sat back down in the living room. Ponyboy, Darry and Soda were playing cards.

"Really?!" She said excited

"Y-yea here" 

I handed her the folded price of paper. She opened it and started reading. I read it with her, since she was right beside me, so close out legs and shoulders were touching.

"Mmhmm" she hummed out as she read.

She giggled a little, hopefully happy little giggles, not laughing at how odd it might sound.

"Aaawww Johnny!" She said happily 

"D-d-do you like it? Was it bad?!" I questioned her

"Gosh Johnny! I-its perfect? I like how you complimented me, talked about you feelings, and added in mentions of your favorite poem all in one piece of writing!" 

"Th-thanks Y/n" I replied

"It's so beautiful...just like you!" Y/n said, slyly complimenting me.

"Y-you think I'm beautiful?" I asked

"Yes I do!"

"Th-thanks!" I said.

She leaned her body into me, and cuddled up against my body. I don't really know what to do, but Sodapop told me that Sandy liked it when he ran his fingers through her hair, so that's what I did to Y/n. 

"Mmmhhmmm" she hummed out happily. I guess she liked when I ran my fingers through her hair. She closed her eyes, I noticed, and soon enough her breathing slowed. She fell asleep....I really didn't know what to do. 

"Sodapop! Sodapop! Ssooddaaa!" I whisper yelled. 

He walked in the room...

"What do you wa-" he said 

"Oh..." He said seeing Y/n asleep on me

"I don't know what to do...Soda what do I do. Just sit here or carry her to bed?" 

"Your best bet is to sit as still as possible...that's what I do when that happens" 

"O-ok" I said

"You'll get used to it the more it happens" Soda said as the other boys walked in to get him to continue their game

"SOD-"

"Shut up! She's sleeping" Soda said, cutting Ponyboy off. 

"Sorry" Ponyboy said in a whisper

"Uuuhhhhgggg" Y/n groaned out

"Shut. Up. Guys" I warned them all.

"Ok, ok. We're gonna continue our game. Call if you need anything." Darry said

"Real quick can one of you grab me a glass of water...please?" I asked quietly

"Yea" Darry said walking to get me a glass of water.

"Th-thanks Dar" I said

"No problem kid." He replied 

This was the best morning I've had so far. Y/n being happy, and feeling good, her loving the little poem, her falling asleep on me, even if it was a little uncomfortable. I continued running my fingers lightly through my girl's hair. 

"Mmmhhhmmm, I love you so much Johnny" Y/n said. I immediately went red. 

"I-i love you too Y/n" I said. I really, really meant it.

She quickly fell back into a deep sleep. After she did, I lightly kissed her head. 

Really...best. Morning. EVER!

[spookysprings]

HELLO!!! This is an introduction to my account!!! PLEASE READ IT!!!

What to call me by?

Spring is fine! But you can also refer to me within the seasons!! For example

Summer for summer

Autumn for fall

Winter for winter

And spring for spring!!

(You can call me spooks too, I don’t mind! 🫶)

❤︎︎My interests❤︎︎

(Btw, I may not talk about many of the things I’m interested in but that’s because im hella hyper-fixated on spooky month TwT)

• SPOOKY MONTH!!

• Legend of Zelda: Breath of the wild

• FNAF

• Poppy playtime

• Bendy and the ink machine

• Undertale (and a lil bit of deltarune)

• Batman

• Family guy (lawl)

• Welcome Home

• Good omens

• Steven Universe

• Flamingo

• Horror in general

• CoryxKenshin

• Markiplier

(That’s about all I’ll name hehe, there’s more tho! Pretty sure…)

🚨🚨🚨DNI!!!!🚨🚨🚨

My dni is basically like any other dni

No maps/pedos.

No incestors or incest ew yucky

No pro-shitters.

No problematic people, like at all.

No people who fetishize/sexualize age regression.

No one over 21.

No holyfire (I despise that ship will everything in my body)

just shoo if you are bad

🪻🪻🪻🪻BYI!!!🪻🪻🪻🪻

When stress comes by (I just really stressed out easily) I start to understand less of what’s going on, which leads me to be confused and stuff, so please be patient with me

I have anxiety which causes me to overthink, it effects my friendships a lot and I’m trying to fix it 🫶

I have depression as well but I am getting therapy for both!! (My therapist is nice)

I do age regress a lil bit

I have ADHD and dyslexia

I tend to try and avoid conflict and stuff

If I do anything wrong I would like you to come me about it, it’s most likely that I wasn’t aware. I would like to know so I can correct myself and apologize 🫶

I’m weird (obviously)

I can post highly suggestive stuff or slightly suggestive stuff, but no NSFW since I’m a minor and this is a public area!!

I am catgender, bunnygender, Demi girl, and Bisexual :3

MY ASK INBOX IS OPEN AND YOU GUYS CAN REQUEST ANYTHING! LIKE DRAWINGS AND STUFF!! ILL BE HAPPY TO DRAW FOR YOU!!!

SOCIALS

I will add more if I remember something or need to add!!

[sweetzyy]

I despise the idea the I might grow old in your house

That I may leave my 20's lazily draped over your couch

That love is an intrusion

Someone sneaking up behind you while you google something embarrassing

Your mother opening your door loudly and abruptly while you have a boy over

Love is an interruption

And I get this sick twisted feeling

That I will marry you

That if you ask me

I will marry you

That I will spend mornings trying to sleep in while you are energised and alive

That you will hog the blankets and I will snore and we will both sleep annoyed and unsatisfied

That you will still get home from work as quick as you can and risk the speeding fine

And that I will make small talk just to hear your voice reply

I know

I know that love leaves no survivors

That if I grow old in your living room

I will not pass first

And darling you know im not easily spooked

A horror fanatic at heart I do not startle easy

But that is the scariest thing I can think of

That someday you will grow old

And wither

And fade

That you will make me watch

We all long for someone to live and die with

Someone to guide you through your night time routine one last time

To make your favourite food and buy your favourite wine

And be the one that holds the hand that drapes somewhere lost in the night

So unfortunately I can't be in love with you

Because I know, even though you will find it cosmically hilarious, I will outlive you

For all my sickness and suffering God gifted me I will live so long

So long it aches

I've watched fire burn my first home

I've watched my childhood dogs chest grow shallow on the vet table

So I do not want to watch you die

I love like a pet and when you are gone who's bed will I curl up on

How will I be excited for mail day when none of the letters have your name

You can't take mail day

I do not want to be the one who survives

I never thought I would let anyone do that to me, leave me a lonely old women

Everything I have ever loved I've left with scratches and bites

With signs that I loved them

That they were ripped from me not given up

I cannot beat death

I am the most amazing woman you will ever meet and I can do almost anything

But I cannot beat death

I hate games I can't cheat at

And you hate playing fair only to lose

So let's not play

Let's skip it all

Let's never fall in love

Not really

It sucks that I can't lie to you

No, I will read you the newspaper when I get home

And make you water the plants while I write

I will complain about how many events and plans you make

Then have a perfect night

And I'm not happy about it

But I will the the one that holds.

[moldsporesinhaler]

vienne sausage!!!!

she/her / shecat / outdoor cat (likely feral; clean coat + hunting instincts, spooked easily, has been outside for an indefinite amount of time.) / adult cat (around 5yrs old, approx.) / 🎂: unknown (made up bday date for her: 3/13)(its when i first encountered her- 3/13/24)

blue tortoiseshell, high white, has yellow-greenish eyes.

i love vienne

she means everything to me 🙏🏽

backstory: as already mentioned, i first met vienne sausage march of last year, 2024. sooo. yeah. i was just chilling outside on my porch one evening, and i was playing minecraft on my switch with a friend of mine from discord. i then set my switch down as i heard a bush rustling- and not just the minecraft grass walking sfx- or atleast i thought (and was correct). i turned my view over to my neighbors side, near their fence, in the bushes, and saw a small white calico cat just. kind of wandering around between the neighbors driveway, the bushes, and my yard. i ran into my house, put some stale old cat food leftover from when my cats died, which, at the time was recent, into a crusty white bowl, and then i ran back outside. and slowly approached the calico cat to lay the bowl near her. at first she was skittish and ran away, but a few moments later she came back and started eating. i gained her trust- sort of. i was able to get in a few head scratches on her, so i counted that as a win. creature taming completed

and then fastforward over to august- im outside again, but chilling in the back of my dad's truck. and vienne appears yet again. without hesitation, she jumped into the back of my dad's truck and sat by me. she was still a bit cautious of me, ears slightly flattened, staring at me, tail down. but i mean. she approached first and sat willingly, so she atleast knew i wasnt gonna like, kill her. 👍🏽 before this day, i had no name for her yet- i just called her the calico cat. but then while she was next to me, i heard my neighbors nextdoor discussing that they were having vienna sausages. so um. brain magic. i auto named the calico cat vienne sausage. spelled incorrectly, with an e instead of an a at the end of vienna, because thats how i thought it was spelled at the time. and renaming vienne sausage to vienna sausage would feel wrong. so. yeah

its pronounced "vee-ann" btw. not "vee een" or "vee een ee" (although that would make more sense). its correct as vee ann in my head. and no its not "vee ann ee" the e is silent.

also fyi vienne now loves me and i encounter her nowadays nearly every time i go outside or look outside. she will run up to me with no hesitation and flop over and loves being pet by me. (even tolerant of belly rubs somehow. she doesnt bring out her murder claws for them) ♡♡♡

yeah

creechur

vienner sawseg

[mareliini]

1 bc then i could instantly teleport to the book store near central bus stop and get home faster

2 bc rest of the options sound like hell

Reblog with just TWO choices